Women in the 21st Century: Out of the Kitchen and Destroying Society.

Well, turns out my efforts to drink myself stupid for these two weeks till spring break are being thwarted. Thwarted by women nonetheless. Cases in point:

1) Luke's woman. Not only is she NOT in the kitchen at all times, but she also is in a position of power reserved for menfolk. She is talking to me because I am Luke's friend and a hell of alot cooler than he is. She finds a small problem with me starting drinking around 3pm. It was only 2 freaking hours before 5pm, the universal happy hour! So what if it was right after class, I needed the stress relief. Worrying over nothing I say.

2) Stombock's sister. She is not in the kitchen as of yet. She is smart and actually graduating this year from high school. She is planning on going to WVU for, what I assume to be, the sole purpose of creating new and delicious food for menfolk. I was talking to her tonight about somethings, and this is how the conversation went:
Stombock's Sister: welli need to go
snotball007: Yeah, I'm going to find some food and have a beer
snotball007: Talk to you later
Stombock's Sister: no beer
snotball007: WHAT!
snotball007: I've still got like 12 in my fridge
Stombock's Sister: foods ok tho
Stombock's Sister: no beer levi
snotball007: Damnit, women have kept me from drinking most of the day
Stombock's Sister: lol
snotball007: I will
Stombock's Sister: good
Stombock's Sister: ttyl..sleep well (no beer)
Stombock's Sister: nite*
snotball007: nite

With these cases, I have determined one thing. Women are the devil. Very, very, very sexy devils. Either way they need to be in the Kitchen and popping out babies (and not for cooking, including you Chirs Lim).

Either way it is nice to know that the female species atleast acknowledges me, let alone cares for me. But for now I need to go to sleep and wake up for work at 8, then take a midterm at noon and drop a class.