For lack of a better term......

Nobody in my Leadership Series class will ever see me in the same light ever again. The subject was brought up about discretion and student leaders. Of course, the guy sitting next to me was on my hall freshman year. Mr. Collins (first time I ever thought I would put a Mr. infront of that dude's name, he is so laid back I can't ever imagine him writing it) talked about how bad our hall was. Sure, we did a few (thousand) dollars worth of damages, and made him go back home at the end of the semester (to Canada, permanently). Then he said described my purchase of "two butt jigglers that used belts". At this point I am redfaced. Everyone is in stitches through the story and the few other things that were released about how bad we were. Then it comes out about how he used "too much" discretion is saying they had to leave immediately (because I wouldn't take him to Kroger's that night). Of course, my boss and friend, Dooley said "Well, these "assmachines" for lack of a better term." Which made me lose it again. Overall it was good.

The night was fun. I also got to see Nate for the first time in like a week.

Today was pretty boring. Think I bombed the multiple choice part of my english test, a new low for me, but turned in the essay that I didnt know was due today. Philosophy let out really early. Worked desk in Iggy and had Ash to keep me some company, time flew by. Usually that job is teh suck and I want to kill myself. Today I just wanted to kill the people I checked in, which is the norm in my building since they tend to be "above" any student that gets a paycheck from the university. Trying to get my last recommendation for my RA application. I hope I get in, but I have a feeling in the back of my mind that I wont. That feeling tends to be right. But it would be the biggest comeback for any failed out student at this university I believe.

Tonight is Hoagie night. I'm going to leave early and pick up the slanted man at the ARC so I am sure he will get some of the hoagie goodness. I need to sign up for an appointment sometime up there soon also, damn non-aryan sciences!!! (math, and you wonder why Hitler lost WWII :-p)

I need to sort out the women in my life, I think I need to set them all aside and just turn gay. Being gay would make alot of my current problems go away, too bad I hate anal sex and any penis besides my own. Of course it would make alot of other problems arise. I just cant win :-(

Well, back to worrying about grades and getting a girlfriend. On one final note, the assmachines are returning soon :-D